Branding and identity package for a eulogy writing service in Oregon.
We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore! Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard!
Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Must go faster. They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Yes, Yes, without the oops!
Just my luck, no ice. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Did he just throw my cat out of the window? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?